Poor Phraser: King of Cunnilingus ↘

poorphraser:

I’m the king of cunnilingus.

I’m Lawrence of a labia.

I’m an invitation card – do you want to come?

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I’m a shower head in human form.

An avid reader of clitorature.

The girls call me Santa Jaws

Cos every day is Christmas day

You won’t come once a year.

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I’m like the band on the…